Sugar Ray Leonard was going to start a band until Sugar Ray came out, then he was like fuck it. Sometimes it’s confusing when I abbreviate ‘Homophobe’ down to just ‘Homo’. When I finally feel like calling my friends back home, it is already too late, because I live in LA and they on the [...]
Archive for January, 2009
bloggin’ like blagojevich
January 30, 2009
January 25, 2009
A less obnoxious game would be to see who can whisper “vagina” the quietest. Movie spin-off idea: Claire Bigalow, Female Prostitute. It’s gritty and socially-conscious. SHERWOOD FOREST, 3:45am: Still in his tights, Robin Hood looks up from a white-dusted mirror, sniveling and wild-eyed.
Regular Size Pimpin’
January 24, 2009
(offering a toast) -honey, here’s to three great months. really awesome months. (she blushes–she might be falling in love–then clinks her glass with his) -i’m so happy we’re together. -me too. -today cindy told me that she doesn’t know if she’s going to phil’s retirement thing, but i don’t think that i will go if [...]
Blog
January 23, 2009
I have a blog, folks or folk, depending. Gutenburg, I think, is rolling over in his grave or, rather, he is using his lesser known time machine to travel forward to see this, then back to his teens so that he can kill himself with dignity. Tonight I was walking on Melrose and saw a [...]
