
Sugar Ray Leonard was going to start a band until Sugar Ray came out, then he was like fuck it.
Sometimes it’s confusing when I abbreviate ‘Homophobe’ down to just ‘Homo’.
When I finally feel like calling my friends back home, it is already too late, because I live in LA and they on the east coast. Now I know why Biggie and Tupac had a falling out.

Ice Cream Headache. Gotta quit bloggin' like Blagojavich