Gosh, girls take so long to get ready.
That’s the darn truth!
(pleasant laughter)
…
Was that you?
What?
Was that you? Did you just fart?
What are you talking about?
I just smell a really bad fart and I don’t think it is mine.
What do you mean, you think? How do you not know? What are you–
Guys, what’s the hold up? Aren’t you ready–Oh god it smells terrible in here.
We don’t know who it was. But Marlo says he can’t smell it, so…
How do you not know who it is? It was just you two in here. Oh god that’s horrible.
Well I can’t really remember, but we’re pretty sure it was Marlo.
Jesus Christ! What’re you–I don’t even want to go with you guys anymore.
Oh, god, Marlon, here we go again! Enough with the drama all the time. It happens to everyone. You love Dave and Buster’s–you’re only reason we’re going!
Well if you guys don’t wanna go, then fine. Don’t. But I sure as shit don’t want to go with you.
Jeez it’s windy in here.
It MUST have been a few minutes ago!! Get it! Get it! Marlo broke major wind.
(Uproarious laughter, none from 
).
It’s okay Marlon, it happens to everyone. Let’s just get goin’. We’re gonna be late.
NO! It wasn’t me. I swear it! Jesus–
Then why didn’t you smell it? I smelled it and you said you didn’t.
I still don’t.
Well it must have been you then, you only can’t smell your own.
I DO smell my own!
Well, sometimes–
No, always!
How would you know. If you don’t smell them you can’t know.
I can feel it!
Hey, take it easy B. It’s no big deal, let’s just get going. C’mon, let’s take off.
I. Don’t. Want. To. Go.
Oh, whoops, I actually did just fart. Oh god it was a hot one. We should get going.
Look! That one smells the same, it was you before too.
I thought you couldn’t smell it.
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I hate you guys.
Let’s go to Dave and Buster’s. Eat some food, play some arcade. It’ll be fun. Let bygones be bygones.
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Okay. Hey, I wonder why they smelled the same.
Oh we ate at Dave and Buster’s last night.
Oh yeah, and for lunch today too. Hey, let’s get the cajun shrimp alfredo again. We can split it and the nachos.
