Are you there God? Its me Margaret

Oh….Margaret, your name didn’t show up on the caller ID; are calling from a different number?

Uh, okay. Look. I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you the last few times you called. What’s been going on?

Oh, well that’s good. I remember you saying you’d wanted to start doing a little more hiking.

Yeah, I just really am not up for a commitment right now. I thought I told you it was a one time thing. It was great, but seriously… one time thing.

Oh, don’t get so dramatic! You knew I didn’t want a relationship! Don’t sing me that stupid song!

Great, real mature, cry…

No, you CAN control whether you cry or not! How about growing up and moving on. Look, I don’t have time for this. Nice knowing ya, sorry we ever hooked up. Sorry I ruined your pathetic little life.

I’m stupid? I’M stupid? Oh, that’s rich. Lemme guess, you’re gonna hang up right about–

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One Response

  1. johnson…you are hilarious. i think this is my favorite, or maybe the ghandi one. awesome.

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