General Tso’s Memoir

If I was a goldfish, I would be a cat-eating goldfish.

Not because I am tough or vicious, just because I want to try cat.

Also, I would like to try goldfish.

One Response

  1. If I was a trout, I would be a beagle-eating trout.

    Not because I am tough or vicious, just because I want to try beagle.

    Also, I would like to try trout.

    Wait, I have eaten trout. Us trout are carivors and will eat our kind. Forgive me for we know not what I do.

    Ah, but to taste some beagle! Canine Quisine!

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