Hey! Jesus! I got a question for ya.
If you can do miracles so good, then why am I supposed to think that you carried that cross like a regular person? Huh? If you can do miracles and all–and you’d better be able to or what the heck good is it that you’re freakin’ Jesus Christ–I’ll bet that you just did a miracle and made it float and you walked alongside of it with a real pained look on your face, fakin’ it for all of us sinners. That’s what I think–so whattaya have to say about that?
