It’s too bad because as soon as I got my one-time-use time machine to work I went back to right before google went public so that I could buy a bunch of the stock and get filthy filthy rich. But I forgot to bring any money with me, so I couldn’t buy any of the stock. I looked for a job, but you can’t earn too much money as a dishwasher in just four days, only just enough for four nights at a bar and two nights in a hotel. Plus, I hadn’t done any research about what other stocks would be good to buy because I was so set on google. And I figured that I couldn’t use google to find them because google didn’t exist yet. So I just cashed it in and used up the time machine to get back to today.
It’s too bad that I had forgotten that google was a successful search engine before it went public, and it’s too bad that I made the time machine a one-time-use time machine. I was worried that if it was a multiple-time-use time machine, then everyone would go back and buy google and if everyone is rich then no one is rich. I shoulda just gone to a cyber cafe.
