Marketing Genius

100 calorie packs of pure pork lard.

Perfect for on the go when you need a lil’ snack and aren’t in the mood for fake Oreos. If you can only exist in 100 calorie increments and you’re getting tired of the finite selection, this is the snack for you. Pop on in your mouth and it starts to melt right away. You’ll be satisfied for minutes!

Also great for emergency bike greasing and ball bearing maintenance.

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