Mister Understood

As a result of many reasons including surprisingly adamant council from my wife, it was decided that I buy six beers from Trader Joe’s, for a total price of $2.99. That made each can only 49 cents–a paltry sum for twelve ounces of oat soda, especially in such a small quantity as six, and especially [...]

Whenever someone mentions Topanga Canyon, I always think about Topanga from Boy Meets World. Then I think about Corey. Then I think about Screech. But that can be explained by the fact that every third thing I think about is Screech.

It’s too bad that they rewrote and rewrote the script to the point that they even changed the title from I Love You, Manchild.

Every reason.

What if the world gets exploded by an asteroid just hours before god has the last judgment planned? He sure would be mad. Plus, st. peter would have a huge line and god and jesus couldn’t help out with the rush because they’d be searching around for an exploded planet. By the way, the asteriod [...]

I’m off to neglect my kid and go candle shopping with god! Just hope I’m not too drunk to do it. Story courtesy of, but certainly not written by, Bill Palas.

Sorry about my lack of posting recently, but I’ve been awfully busy making a foam costume of a human-sized baseball cap, on top of which is sewn a cowboy-hat-sized cowboy hat. I don’t know yet what I’m going to do with it. Other than wear it all the time.