How Jesus got his first followers

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Hey. Pst. Guys…c’mon over here. You don’t gotta eat that matzo ball soup. Have an le Cordon Bleu and listen up to me. It’ll be great. Bring four friends too, ’cause it’s only five for five dollars.

No, don’t worry–Moses is totally cool with it. I talked to him. He’s fine.

Yeah, there you go, get a nice whiff of this cheese and ham and fried chicken. It’s good, isn’t it? And all mixed together.

Oh! I almost forgot. God’s my dad too.

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One Response

  1. who are you shittin’…Moses will be totally pissed that you let these gentiles eat at the salad bar without napkins….you goof…and my DAD is pissed too!

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