-Boy, Suzie’s a nice piece of ass.
. You shouldn’t be so misogynistic.
-Boy, Suzie’s a nice piece of intellect.
. That’s better.
-I’d like to get into her thesis.
. I don’t even know what that could mean.
-Maybe if she really likes me she’ll let me take a peek at her dissertation.
. Ew.
Dissertation on Correlations Existent within Social Constructs and Product Output
