Archive for September 11th, 2009


September 11, 2009

This statement means a very different thing when taken in the present tense than it does when read as a recollection of the past: I moped around all day.


September 11, 2009

Never be scared of a cop. Talk to him not like he is a cop, but like he is a person. Unless, of course, he happens to be a proud fat man from Singapore, in which case you should talk to him like he is a proud fat man from Singapore.

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