Mister Understood

The bad thing about accidentally dropping a thumbtack in your shoe is that if you don’t find it before you put your shoe on, it’s gonna hurt real bad. There is no good thing about it.

This is an A and B conversation, so shut the hell up!

I got a temporary tattoo that says “No Limit Soldier-FOR LIFE”

There’s a song “Tear the Roof Off” but there’s no song “Tear the Fingernail Off”

-Boy, Suzie’s a nice piece of ass. .                              You shouldn’t be so misogynistic. -Boy, Suzie’s a nice piece of intellect. .                              That’s better. -I’d like to get into her thesis. .                               I don’t even know what that could mean. -Maybe if she really likes me she’ll let me take a peek at her [...]