Oh, so when you said to dust the apartment, you meant to take the dust off of everything? ‘Cause I did the opposite.
Archive for October, 2009
Dustbuster
October 30, 2009
Oh, Sophie, where did we go wrong?
October 24, 2009
This is an inappropriate response to your facebook-friend-who-you-never-talk-to’s status of “FRIDAY!”: Oh my god, I’m watching it too!
Go Vague!
October 21, 2009
Bed, Bath & Murderin’ Machetes just didn’t have the same ring to it.
October 19, 2009
If I ever own a Honda Accord again, I am going to buy letters that mimic the ones that say “ACCORD”, and make it spell “ACCORDING TO JIM.” And I’ll get vanity plates that say this: “CHERYL!”
October 6, 2009
The Crips were angry–and frankly surprised–frankly understandably—-when they heard that they had lost the bidding war to be featured in the title of P.T. Anderson’s adaptation of Upton Sinclair’s Oil. Then, too, the Bloods felt that they were being double-crossed when Anderson de-plural’d what for which they had paid well. In, P.T.’s defense, though, it [...]
