Mister Understood

For ultra thin penises.

Let me tell you this: When you get edible and Oedipal mixed up, it’s confusing when someone is trying to get you to try a berry they found in the woods.

Whenever I am at an Asheville bowling alley late at night, I get the distinct feeling that I am going to be murdered or stabbed or both. Suddenly, every bowler has a dull evil look in his eye and closes in on me. It snaps into a zombie movie but instead of zombies, they are [...]