Mister Understood

I saw a commercial. It said, “Let your new life begin, call 1-800-get-thin”

I called and said, “I want to turn over a new leaf and blog on a more regular basis.”

They said, “we can only make you skinny sir.”

I said, “I’m already skinny.”

“You’re welcome,” they said.

Then I called 1-800-i-want-to-turn-over-a-new-leaf-and-blog-on-a-more-regular-basis.

Turns out, they can only make me skinny too!