About

Welcome to my blog. I am sorry that the content has bored you enough to drive you to here.

I majored in film at college and moved to Hollywood to pursue my dream of becoming a restaurant assistant manager. Did you know that only one half of one percent of people who try to become restaurant assistant managers actually realize their dream and become restaurant assistant managers? And even fewer still make it to head restaurant assistant manager. Here’s to hoping–and I promise, if I ever make it to the big time of restaurant assistant managing, I’ll assistant restaurant manage my memoir chronicling my ascent from restaurant assistant busboy to restaurant assistant manager.

I hope you enjoy this page. If you don’t like something, please let me know. I’ll take it down and change my posting habits–unless, of course, what you don’t like is actually good.

Love,

4 Responses

  1. please do something about this

    • i’m sorry noah i’m sorry

  2. i can only say yes

  3. This site is my daily salvation. You are a true inspiration, especially to those of us who left the restaurant world, finding it to be too challenging for us to handle. You are a man among millions. Whatever that means.

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